HighSchool DxD Volume 24 (Life.0)

This is the beginning of Volume 24! The illustrations can be found here.

Continues on to Life.1 Bursting into Summer!

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—There is always a God who feels pain because of the peace that [DxD] protects.

Life.0

“Ise, I should be first right? Because I’m your fiancée.”

“Ara, Rias. I’m also engaged to Ise-kun. Husband-sama, you’ll rub some suntan oil on for me right? Of course, I’d also like to apply some on my husband-sama first.”

“I’m also your fiancée! Help me apply it!”

“Hey, Xenovia! Don’t try to sneak ahead! Darling! Help me put some suntan oil on!”

“Ah! Regardless of whether it’s Rias-oneesama or Xenovia-san and the others, all of you are so fast! Ah, my Lord! Please give me courage!”

“Everyone! I can understand your feelings, but please make a line! I’ll do it in order! A-Also, there’ll be a time limit because I want to have it applied on me as well!”

“Although I’m not your fiancée, I’m your servant, so I should have the right, plus I do need sunscreen in order to protect my skin!”

Dear grandfather in Heaven. We decided to come to Kuoh Academy’s pool in summer. The girls wearing their swimsuits in front of me (Rias, Akeno-san, Xenovia, Irina, Asia, Ravel, Rossweisse-san) had me surrounded whilst holding small bottles in their hands. When I began high school, I never once imagined that anything like this would have happened—. —I reported the situation to my grandfather who had passed away while at Kuoh Academy’s pool with everyone…. Just like last year, we were cleaning the pool again. Afterwards once again, we were able to bask in the pool before it officially opened. After all, the Student Council President Xenovia and Occult Research Club President Asia shared the same opinion, and so we were able to enjoy the pool just like we did last year. The graduates Rias and Akeno-san were also present, so that could be described as proof of their love! Well, compared to last year, the dream of applying suntan lotion on the girls is even livelier…. Last year it was only Rias and Akeno-san, but there are actually seven people this year to keep me busy! Ah, the seven pairs of oppai in front of my eyes bounced and swayed about in every direction, and the eye candy was truly a feast for my eyes, but I still had to choose the first person! My gaze drifted from Rias’ oppai to Akeno-san’s oppai to Asia, Xenovia, Irina, Ravel and then Rossweisse-san, and then back to Rias and then Akeno-san…I looked around over and over, and then all of a sudden, Rias took off the bra of her swimsuit! Although I’ve appreciated their bare delight many times, it isn’t tiring to see such delightful and large oppai!

“The first to make a move wins. That’s why I’m first.”

Rias advocated that the first person to strip won, so she grabbed my hand and gave me the small bottle of suntan oil…. After seeing this, all of the other girls took off their swimsuit bras!

“I see, if I don’t take this off first, then it doesn’t even count as standing on the same battlefield!”

Xenovia swiftly removed her bra while Akeno-san sent me a bold smile as she presented her oppai in front of me!

“Ufufu, how interesting.”

Xenovia pulled on my free hand as she said

“In that case, we’ll continue from last year! Let’s continue the baby making practice that we were unable to finish in the storage room last year! I’m already your fiancée, so we can just let loose and do it without any concerns!”

What a radical remark! Her oppai swayed back and forth while she said such things. This made me recall the events of last year and a nosebleed immediately sprayed out from my nose! W-Well, we are already engaged, so I guess there will be that kind of stuff, and I do also want to have an even better relationship with Xenovia than last year! Both Irina and Rossweisse-san were also shocked by Xenovia’s declaration.

“Eh!? Something like that happened!? I really want to know what happened last year!”

“Unbelievable! Something like that actually happened at this pool before I arrived…! As a teacher, I should be angry, but as one of Ise-kun’s servants…uh, I’m just too envious…!”

Xenovia tugged on my hand as she said to those two

“Well, you two should also join! If all of our team members are in the storage room, we should make babies together! Don’t just stand there like that, Asia and Ravel, come over as well! All members of our team should practice baby making in the storage room!”

Asia and Ravel were extremely shocked.

“I don’t want to be left outside! I…also want to join the practice!”

“P-Please wait! I think this is okay, but it’ll be completely full if this many people enter the storage room! But, we should go in first and then decide!”

Asia-chan and my manager didn’t have any objections to making babies either!? Completely disregarding my shock, the girls of the [Hyoudou Issei] team pushed me towards the storage room! Xenovia and Irina firmly held on to each of my arms, leaving me with no room to resist! Aaaahh, I could feel the softness of their oppai on my arms! Their snow-white skin was incredibly smooth! The oppai of those two had their own elasticity and softness; these exquisite differences allowed me to feel the very personality of their oppai! If this continued, I would enter the storage room with this many people, and then we would continue on from last year!? T-That’s also great! But I’m also rather concerned about the follow-up of this! However, someone embraced me from behind! An incredible softness pressed against me from behind! Rias hugged me from behind and prevented me from going into the storage room!

“Hold on, all of you! He’s my servant, and also the son-in-law of the House of Gremory! I won’t allow you to take my fiancée away and do erotic things with him there!”

And then Akeno-san also joined the battle by snatching my arm away from Xenovia and tightly clinging onto it!

“Exactly. He’s my husband-sama! I won’t allow you to silently lead him astray!”

As graduates, the older pair composed of Rias and Akeno-san had already given up their prestige as seniors, and they began to compete with Xenovia and the others as equal women! Seeing Rias and Akeno-san refusing to back down, I felt that the actions and expressions of those two were incredibly cute. Am I being too sinful!? But Xenovia didn’t retreat either as a one of the current students.

“Master Rias! Since it’s a rare opportunity to have a pool opening, how about we have a battle to decide who gets to have Ise?”

Irina stood beside Xenovia. Seeing this, Rias and Akeno-san looked at each other and showed joyful smiles.

“You’re right. Since it’s summer, we should heat things up.”

Rias stood on top of a diving block, while Xenovia stood on the diving block next to hers! And then, Ravel said

“It’s a contest! Please leave it to me!”

As she took on the role of a referee from the side.

“On your marks! Get ready…start!”

Following Ravel’s shout, Rias and Xenovia dived into the water! They kept their bare oppai exposed whilst swimming! Like this, a swimming contest began with the team combinations of Rias + Akeno-san and Xenovia + Irina! Asia and Rossweisse-san cheered for them from the sidelines! …And I was left behind…ah, it’s fine, I’ll still end up rubbing on suntan oil in the end, so I guess it’s fine to use this to decide the order? Otherwise, I definitely would’ve been dragged along and I wouldn’t have been able to apply oil on them…. When it comes to things like this, I’m not sure if they’re just compromising, or if they just really get along with each other. …Anyway, the storage room thing was certainly very interesting! I’d really like a continuation of last year! Could it be possible to ask them to decide the order again after applying suntan oil for a continuation of last year in the storage room!? I sat at the edge of the pool and sighed while feeling a bit of regret…. The people who came to the pool today were centred around those who lived at the Hyoudou residence. Kunou, Ophis, Lilith, Le Fay and Lint-san had also come as well.

“Phis-dono, Lith-dono! Here I go!”

Kunou (school swimsuit) threw the beach ball towards Ophis and Lilith who were in the pool.

“I, catch the ball.”

“Ball ball.”

The Dragon God sisters (also wearing school swimsuits) raised their hands as they joyfully played with the ball. Meanwhile, Gasper and Valerie were happily chatting with each other under a beach umbrella. Kiba…was quietly swimming by himself. From freestyle he switched to butterfly, and he blissfully swam on his own. As for Lint-san, she wore a hoodie on top of her swimsuit and sat on top of a diving block while watching the surface of the pool. …The parts that were exposed complemented her bold swimsuit very well! Nakiri had something else to do and wasn’t here. And Bova said that he had to stay at home to keep watch. Elmenhilde didn’t come either. It would be too much to ask of a pure-blooded Vampire princess to come here on a hot and sunny summer’s day, so it was a pity, but she was currently waiting in the club room at the old school building. Le Fay sat across from me while she looked at Ophis, Lilith and the others play with the ball. Tosca, who came along with Kiba was cheering him on from the sidelines. It was a much livelier pool opening than it was last year. Well, in this past year, I’ve really gained a lot of comrades. I felt comfortable and pleased by the fact that the pool seemed to have become smaller. Rias and Xenovia had devoted themselves fully to their swimming contest, and I had long been forgotten as they immersed themselves in the joy of the competition. It was truly a peaceful day. I really hoped that it could just continue like this forever…. Just don’t forget about the oil rubbing afterwards, everyone! Just as I was immersed in such thoughts, a sudden feeling of pleasure and fulfilment touched my back! In other words, someone was hugging me from behind! As I turned my head around, Kuroka’s face was right in front of mine.

“Ufufu ♪  I’ll slot myself in while everyone’s busy competing nya.”

“K-Kuroka!”

Kuroka licked my face. It felt so comfortable that my entire body quivered. Kuroka kept herself close to me and she used both of her hands to play with my body. She traced her fingers gently up and down my chest and abdomen…an erotic sensation was building up! —Mmm! And then I noticed. I could feel a slippery slather of liquid. When I turned around, I noticed that the part of Kuroka that was in contact with me and all of the areas that Kuroka had touched were covered in suntan oil. S-She already covered her body in oil?

Kuroka said to me with a tempting smile.

“It’s already way too late for you to help me with applying oil nya. —When my entire body is covered in oil like this, I can actually help you put it on like this nya ♪”

After saying that, Kuroka moved her body around me! My back, arms, legs and neck could constantly feel the sensation of Kuroka’s body as she shared her suntan oil with me, leaving behind a soft and slippery feeling! Kuroka, she’s not wearing a bra! I could feel the sensation of her nude oppai against me! Her oppai were soaked with oil, and she moved them around against my body over and over again! She used her body which was covered in oil…to continue giving me this mysterious experience! Kuroka’s soft oppai pressed against me while she held me from behind, and she entangled her arms and legs which were covered in the slippery oil around my body…! She also licked the back of my neck gently with her tongue!

“Ohh!”

At last, I couldn’t help but let out a moan! This is way too erotic! I can’t resist at all!

“Ufufu, this seems to have a tremendous effect on you, Sekiryuutei-chan. Your expression is irresistible ♪”

Kuroka’s hands slid across various parts of my body until—. A girl who silently grabbed onto Kuroka’s hand appeared. —It was Koneko-chan.

“……”

The cheeks of her face had puffed up like two balloons, and she looked rather angry. Unlike last year, Koneko-chan wasn’t wearing a school swimsuit, but a cute white one-piece swimsuit instead. Kuroka smiled as she glanced at her younger sister.

“Arara, are you challenging me? ♪”

“Kuroka-neesama, stealing Ise-senpai is against the rules. You have to decide on the order like Rias-neesama or Xenovia-senpai first.”

“Eh—, stuff like that is too much trouble nya. If there’s a gap then I’ll take it, that’s my style nya ♪”

Kuroka stuck her tongue out and intended to push the matter aside, but that only seemed to make Koneko-chan even angrier. The day when Koneko-chan and Kuroka’s respective teams would confront each other was approaching. Perhaps this was the reason why they always seemed to be in confrontation mode in their everyday life. Kuroka still rubbed her body against mine erotically, and pleadingly said to me

“Hey, Sekiryuutei-chan. Shirone is bullying me. Help mee. Otherwise, we can head over to the changing room over there.”

Upon hearing Kuroka say that, Koneko-chan’s eyebrows rose.

“…Kuroka-neesama, what are you planning to do by taking Ise-senpai into the changing room?”

“It’s that, right? How about we keep getting intense and sticky after this? Hey, Sekiryuutei-chan.”

In the store room with Xenovia and the others! In the changing room with Kuroka! So that’s how it can be done! I committed these new usages of the pool into my memory! —And then, I said to Kuroka

“H-Hey, by the way, Kuroka. I can’t really get used to the way you call me ‘Sekiryuutei-chan’ right now…”

“Ara, is that it?”

Kuroka seemed slightly confused. Since we were living together, we weren’t unfamiliar with each other. Vali also called me ‘Hyoudou Issei’, but up until now, Kuroka still called me ‘Sekiryuutei’.

“Everyone calls me ‘Ise’…I think it’s better to call me that if we’re living together.”

After hearing me say that, a flash of surprise appeared on Kuroka’s face…and then she revealed a very pleasant smile.

“I see nya~. …That’s right, maybe it is a good time to think about that.”

Kuroka nodded while saying so. And at that time, Ravel’s voice echoed over

“Ah! Kuroka-sama! You’re sneaking ahead again! If you don’t follow the rules, it’s rude to all of your seniors, and it also disturbs the order!”

After noticing what Kuroka was doing, Ravel rushed over. Upon seeing Ravel, Kuroka revealed a mischievous smile as she separated from me.

“—The scary manager-san is here so I’ll retreat nya. Ufufu, Shirone! I’m looking forward to our game nya ♪”

Kuroka made a transportation magic circle and then quickly left—.

“Geez, Kuroka-sama is still the same. …Has she always been like this?”

Ravel sighed as she asked Koneko-chan.

“Mmm, she’s always been like that.”

I see, so that’s how she always was. It’s no wonder that Koneko-chan is always so serious. Of course, she’s also been influenced by Rias a lot. —Just as these thoughts streamed through my mind, Gasper ran towards Koneko-chan with teary eyes.

“K-Koneko-chan! Valerie fainted from the heat!”

Looking over, I could see that Valerie had fainted underneath one of the umbrellas in the distance. I didn’t expect that even Daywalkers couldn’t stand the heat!

“…Okay, Gya-kun. Let’s move her into the room.”

Koneko-chan immediately responded and began walking towards Valerie. I said to Ravel

“…Sure enough, both Koneko-chan and Kuroka are quite wary of each other because the game is approaching.”

“That is also understandable. These sisters who used to have various conflicts must now confront each other in this form…”

I didn’t think that Koneko-chan was still afraid of Kuroka as she was in the past, they seemed to have become sisters who had a good relationship with each other…but there were probably still some complicated feelings between them. While thinking about the nekomata sisters by myself, a small communications magic circle appeared by Ravel’s ear to inform her of new information. After listening to the news, she couldn’t help but express her surprise.

“Eh! Rias-sama, t-this is no good!”

Rias also seemed to have received the information as she stopped swimming and looked rather surprised.

“How could this be!? Why didn’t I know about this beforehand!?”

I approached the flustered Rias and asked about the situation.

“What happened?”

Rias supported her forehead with one hand as she replied

“…My parents seem to have arrived at the Hyoudou residence. Also, Ravel’s mother and Akeno’s father have arrived as well…in any case, everyone involved seems to have gathered in one place.”

—What! Is this for real!? Rias’ parents, Ravel’s mother, and even Barakiel-san have come to my house!? Ravel then added on the new information that she had received.

“Sister Griselda-sama and Irina-sama’s parents are also coming!”

[Eeeeeeeeeeh!?]

Xenovia and Irina both exclaimed simultaneously. As the children of those people, all of us cried out in surprise as well! Although summer had only just begun, it seemed like a lot of things were going to happen.

(Part 1 of 1) (19/3)

Continues on to Life.1 Bursting into Summer!

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76 Responses to HighSchool DxD Volume 24 (Life.0)

  1. lonelynightm says:

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    Hey, thanks for what you do, but I just wanted to let you know that fiancé refers to the male while fiancée refers to the female, so whenever the girls refer to themselves it should say fiancée instead of fiancé. Thanks for the fast translations!

  2. zeref191000 says:

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    hey i want to ask went the next chapter will release can you tell me

  3. Anonymous says:

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    i love you men

  4. Anonymous says:

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    Thanks a lot for always translating man, I’ve enjoyed your hard work and I look forward to more translations when you have time. And thanks for always putting up an estimated arrival date, I’ve never once thought…”did this guy stop translating?” because you always interact with your viewers.

  5. Ryu says:

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    I figured if I looked I would find that you’ve already started volume 24. Thanks zx!! It seems like things are going to get very interesting at the hyoudou house!

  6. TheLaughingStalk says:

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    This is the first place I check for the LN! I’m also very excited for what is to come. Please take your time -the end result is better that way!

  7. Aloyicious says:

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    For those of you who haven’t kept up, Ise has proposed to, or accepted proposals from…

    1: Koneko (provided “both your oppai and height grow bigger”) – Vol. 11
    2: Rias (although the two of them went through the Gremory family ritual in Vol. 8) – Vol. 22
    3: Akeno (technically he told her father Barakiel that he would marry her) – later in Vol. 22
    4: Xenovia – Vol. 23
    5: Irina – Vol. 23
    6: Asia – Vol. 23

    He still hasn’t officially proposed to Ravel yet, although her mother expects her to become a wife, as does Kunou’s mother (although Kunou isn’t included in the High School DxD EX story).

     

    • Sequoia says:

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      although Kunou isn’t included in the High School DxD EX story

      Actually, she was, just not directly. Remember when UL attacked Kyoto aiming for one of Ise’s “relatives” amongst the youkai?

      • aloyicious says:

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        Ah, must have missed that bit.

      • Ryu says:

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        I believe one of the eldest kids also said that only those who were old enough for battle was allowed to come to the past. Meaning issei has more kids than the ones mentioned in ex so since kunou is quite young still she probably had her kid/s later. So they could be toddlers right now lol

        • aloyicious says:

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          That much I do remember, and it leaves the door open for children with Le Fay, maybe Bennia (she seemed a bit star struck by Ise at one time), or perhaps someone who is still human like Kiryuu.

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            I think Ise has a kid with Le Fay. It was mentioned that they have a brother who can wield the king sword but chose to become a magician instead

             

    • Anonymous says:

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      I feel like kunuou is more like a local wife. she will remain in kyoto instead of the hyoudou residence when she grows up.

      • aloyicious says:

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        I seem to recall something like that mentioned in the story (the exact location escapes me for the moment).

  8. Ömer says:

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    Cant wait for the next chapter THX

  9. Anonymous says:

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    Thank you so much for translating.this my favorite series. Can’t wait for next chapter Boost!

  10. Anonymous says:

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    Thank you can’t wait for the next chapter

     

  11. Carimha que mora logo ali says:

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    Thank you!

  12. mayurijudgement247 says:

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    Light Novel Volume 25 will be the last Volume for High School DxD.
    The continuation of the series will be called Shin High School DxD. It will begin at Volume 1 and will be released in the Summer.

  13. aloyicious says:

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    I figured something like this was going to happen soon.  Arrangements must be made, seniority established among the future wives. I was thinking it would be interesting if Grayfia took Ise to a jeweler to pick out rings why the parents met to discuss things – sort of her last official act as his “manager” before Ravel and Rosewiesse (sp) took those jobs over…

  14. Diabolos Crown Prince says:

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    My hype for the next chapter is much bigger than the appearance of Trihexa…

    “Issei and his Parents VS His Harem’s Parents”

    Looking forward for the next chapter! Thank you zxzxzx!!

  15. Audac1ous says:

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    i dont no what i would do with out u i love dxd thanks for the update

  16. Random_Old_Reader says:

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    By the way since grayfia use some way to make her younger and become secretive what happen to her son now?

    • Grayfia_Fanboy says:

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      Well, he is the son of a Maou and grandson of a Duke and insanely strong and wealthy. Probably not heading to an orphanage.

    • Jason Rivera says:

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      Its the norm for them to use magic to make themself younger looking right i mean rias’s mom looms like shes about the same age so appearance does not matter and if she can freely change her looks maybe its just to do during the game

       

    • CBC says:

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      Do remember that Sirzechs was in fact old enough to have met Okita Souji when the latter was declining due to his poor health as the black cat in his story. Well, Sirzechs is still much older than that, so that means Grayfia is just as old. According to Rias’ Mother, all female devils develop an anti-aging magic, and it could be considered a form of shapeshifting. Basically what I’m saying is that, it would be easy for Grayfia to use her magic to shift between her older and younger forms, so there’s no real need to worry about Milli, and you also need to remember that Rias’ parents are also there and are very, very doting, so he’ll be just fine.

  17. VisualTime says:

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    After a long day of college, I can surely use this exciting release as relaxation. Thanks for the update zx.

  18. AceMin says:

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    Everyone’s guardian r coming? Wonder whats gonna happen. Thxs for the translation

  19. ValorusCore says:

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    Thanks for everything, awesome work as always.
    Cheers from Hungary

  20. Marllon says:

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    Thanks for the update, hugs from Brazil

  21. Anonymous says:

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    thank you a lot

  22. Pranav says:

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    Dude You made my day!!!! Thanks From the bottom of my Heart ! Also if there is any way to compensate for your effort Please let me know ! Like patreon etc.

  23. Matt says:

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    Lol awkward. Issei has to face all the parents.  This is gonna be interesting and hilarious

    • CaTastrophy427 says:

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      Hey, he can say “If I’m going to be the husband of Lucifer’s sister (who also is next in line to be one of the four devil kings), having a harem is not really out of the norm”, right? (wait, the parents are all ones who would know that, so they won’t be mad/worried about that… probably. It’d be hilarious if Matsuda and/or Motohama were to stop by to, say, return Issei’s pen, and overhear part of the discussion about who he’s going to marry first)

    • D.L. says:

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      Well Irinas dad is the one that gave them the door knob, before they were engaged, Also to note, Asias folks are there as well.

  24. Raman says:

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    Ahh…thank you and hope the next one will come soon…its getting exciting

  25. adris says:

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    Thanks for complete the vol 23(I was busy these days, for this I say this here)

    AND THANKS FOR START THE VOLUME 24… Very funny..

  26. Kemm says:

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    Thanks for the chapter.

     

     As for Lint-san, she wore a parker on top of her swimsuit and sat on top of a diving block while watching the surface of the pool. …The parts that were exposed complimented her bold swimsuit very well!

    ^-The first one is a hoodie, since for some reason they pick the word from a same-shaped (but different in use and composition) inuit cloth called “parka” or “anorak” (not the only time they use foreign words to represent a different article of clothing, since for example “jersey”, which in the west is either a sweater or a sports shirt, means “tracksuit” for them). The second one is complemented, since the exposed parts don’t “praise or express admiration to” her bold swimsuit, but instead “make it seem better or more attractive in combination”.

  27. jishnups says:

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    awsm…………..simply awsm……hehehehehe

  28. i love you says:

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    you are best m8

  29. i love you says:

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    serious talk fufufu

  30. Oppai dragon says:

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    Thanks zxzxzx

    Mmmm.. this is getting interesting

  31. hiztory says:

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    awwwwwww its getting to the good part! I can not wait for the next chapter!

     

    this made my day thanks zxzx!

    issei gotta talk to the folks. All of the folks!

     

  32. Anonymous says:

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    Zx you’re a good guy. This update was a pleasant surprise

  33. wal123 says:

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    Alright, more reason to look forward on the next chapter

  34. Anonymous says:

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    question is lint really living in the hyoudou residence

  35. Freeloading says:

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    *me at the end

    NANNIIIIIIIII

    either way I have a feeling that all the parents/parent figures are going to make things official. Probably Rias’s parents saying they are have everything planned

    • dragonosman2 says:

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      We don’t really know why they went to Ise’s house, though, do we?  Ise will have to talk to them about their respective daughters being in his harem, but it could be that he main reason they’re there has to do with the upcoming match.

      • Senros says:

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        Well, Rias’ parents and Akeno’s father already know their daughters are engaged to Issei (but I can’t remember if it’s already official for Akeno. Official as, with parents’ approval and blessings.) As for Xenovia and Irina, they becamed engaged to Issei in a Rating Game… so the rest of the people know about it. It’s probably to visit the girls and while they are at it, talk to Issei to make things official and more organized. Who knows, maybe they’ll start planning a wedding.

        Ravel’s mother will, once again, tell Issei to get together with her daughter, which will be fun to watch.

        • Kemm says:

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          Issei proposed and settled his engagement to Akeno predisely during a match against Barakiel, and victory counted as her father’s blessings.

  36. Nematoda says:

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    now this is the biggest “Fight” Issei have to face it head on….

    against their harem member’s parents….

     

    LOL

  37. Anonymous says:

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    Thanks for the update

  38. StuaniApD says:

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    the best life 0 ever .. I look forward to the next life ….. thanks

  39. Anonymous says:

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    THANKS

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